e-102:

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catgirl-bartender:

charlesoberonn:

mostlycatsmostly:

catasters:

They’re doing their best with half a brain cell.

The gray kitten isn’t dumb. They’re learning. They made a mistake and stopped.

The orange kitten tho… they are not beating the stereotype.

smokey Jone: whoopsiesies! steppted my lil paw inna the foude. dis noan goode, bettor whipes it off ovar hier.

Vermillion Carmichael: gotta eat this fucking metal

(via cyberlights)

randomitemdrop:

roboticvenusian:

letmesleeponu4sumtime:

A picture a friend sent me from Erewhon

(tags from @gnollhide)

Item: Organic Single Berry

medusadyke:

medusadyke:

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

“you’re just scared your diploma is going to devalue” i’m afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

(via pastelstoic)

silvertherogue715:

wizardarchetypes:

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

legendaryjay_ on TikTok

The production value really is off the fucking charts. What the fuck.

(via supreme-leader-stoat)

creatures-in-posts:

rslashrats:

This creature knows nothing

and that’s okay

(via oat-milk-maid)

oneheadtoanother:

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oysters-aint-for-me:

lovewithagirl:

ryuutchi:

lumsel:

lumsel:

if there’s one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by “american love burger” jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

my notes are now full of americans talking about their love for burger. peace and love on planet earth.

Originally posted by fencehopping

[ image description: a gif of Anthony Bourdain sitting in front of a red and white wall, eating an In N Out Burger and saying, “I’m just a cheap, nasty, low down…trailer park… BURGER SLUT”. / end description ]

ALT

(via supreme-leader-stoat)

teaboot:

justlightmeonfire:

teaboot:

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don’t want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

(via anna-scribbles)

sailorplutoirl:

gjdraws:

kiramartinauthor:

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

Ok!

(via i-will-write)

feefal:

star-mom-selkie:

inbabylontheywept:

inbabylontheywept:

conkreetmonkey:

rokarambles:

feefal:

feefal:

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

sand tiger sharks

on it, boss lady

one smooth shark, coming up

For context: Tiger sharks fetuses kill each other in the womb for sport

(via supreme-leader-stoat)

feefal:

feefal:

Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

And her sister, the moon! Always going through some sort of phase🌙

(via supreme-leader-stoat)

memorycycle:

chirasul:

memorycycle:

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

Originally posted by travelinglighttoday

(via mornington-the-crescent)

doncherrycola:

i love that the phrase is “in love” like love is a place. like somewhere you could live.

(via oat-milk-maid)